Don't Blame the Chosen One - Tamara Grantham

Gordy Simpleton has everything he needs to save the world-a dragon, a wizard, and a sword. Now all he needs is to trick the Wraith King into believing he's the actual Chosen One, and then he'll be done with his quest. There's only one hiccup in his plan. Someone else has decided to become the Chosen One. His name is Alexander Bravestone, and he's better-looking, better-equipped, and basically better at everything.However, Gordy does have one thing in his favor. He's obtained the true Hero's sword,..